10.27.06 Indiana

Well the St. Louis cardinals won today. I only mention it because my next-door neighbor just moved out here from St. Louis. On Saturday I wanted to invite him out to a party but I knew he would be caught up in the game. So I turned it on to see where the game was. Well I got sucked in. Now that I’m in Indiana My mom and Ron are big into republican politics. I was already half way on the train so I went for the ride. And they won! I dint dream about bush last night. Instead I had a great dream staring Jay Lenno and Mel Gibson. I was at Sam’s (Wal-Mart’s east cost answer to Costco) And I was wondering around. Looking at this and that when Jay Lenno came up to me and handed me a ticket to get a free surprise. So like a good Jew I went to the front of the store to claim my surprise. As I was standing there I there waiting for my free giveaway I started talking to a blond haired kid. We quickly got to talking about photography. Then Mel Gibson cut in between us and started talking to his blond haired son. AS I realized it was Mel I started to get nervous due to his fame. Then I remembered his remarks about Jews. I realized I didn’t have a thing to prove to this “asshole” But he turned to me and asked me about cameras. So I started talking the talk I as I do at work. Needless I was I’m sure I impressed him. At the end of our somewhat interesting conversation I gave him my personal card and told him I could help him get a camera. He looked at the card closely and seemed, shall I say impressed? Any way as he was leaving me I told him I could give his son lessons. Thinking I would definitely charge a grip of cash from him. Then I though forward to the moment he found out I was a Jew. Then I turned to the clerk to retrieve my prize. The clerk was impressed with how I handled my self. I told him it was because I was Jewish. Then I picked out the biggest badass toy car to give to my son. The toy car was the free prize. Tomorrow I go to the other side. It will be great to see the wolf in his lair. I like to think of it as a chance to see the future and maybe even learn a little about the roll I will play in it. Now Kim sure it time to join bush in my dreams.